Songs

This page is devoted to actual Discworld Songs… well to ones mentioned within the novels. This is completely separate to the many filks that have been written.

• All the little Angels [NW]

  • Version 1: recreated by Anna Jackson Scott

• Amber & Jasper [MP]

  • Version 1: by Kelvix

• Why The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All - As popularised by Nanny Ogg [WS]

  • Version 1.12: reconstructed by Matthew Crosby and a.f.p.
  • Version 1.5: reconstructed by Matthew Crosby and a.f.p.
  • Version 2: by Heather Wood, with music!
  • Version 3: By Mark A. Mandel.
  • Version 4: the unexpurgated version, by John Warden
  • Version 5: A discworld fauna version, by Ulrich Schreitmueller
  • Spanish Version
  • Martian Version by Warren Mars, with downloadable music!
  • Ode to Hedgehog: a short version by Smith and Ellis

• Gatherin' Rhubarb [SM]

  • Version 1: provided by Chiffa

• Gold [MAA]

  • Varying versions: as immortalised in the Timelines section of Lspace.

• Let Me Be Covered in Rapturous Gravy [TT]

  • Version 1: Rue and Raen

• Lo, the Infidels Flee the Wrath of Om [SG]

  • Version 1: Megamole

• Questa Maledetta Porta? [M!M]

  • Version 1: R. B. Craswell

• Streets of Ankh-Morpork, The [RM]

  • Version 1: by Neil Padgen & Adrian Ogden
  • Version 2: by AfPhantom

• The Minstrel's Song [TLH]

  • Version 1.2: Adrian Morgan

• The Patrician Doesn't Have Any Balls [GG]

  • Version 1 : by Supermouse

• Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End, A [WS]

  • Version 1: by George Anketell
  • Version 2: by Alixandra Jordan

• Wouldn't It Be Nice If Everyone Was Nice [H]

  • Version 1 : by Meg Thornton

To complete the list, we've include other songs mentioned in the books. These are awaiting words from someone out there!

• Ankh-Morpork Malady [RM]
• Ankh-Morpork 'National Anthem' [NW]
• Ankh-Morpork! Ankh-Morpork! So Good They Named it Ankh-Morpork [RM]
• Ball of Philodelphus, The [E]
• Ballad of Amber and Jasper, The [MP]
• Beggars Song [H]
• Carry Me Away From Old Ankh-Morpork RM
• Cavern Deep, Mountain High [SM]
• Claws of Iron Shall Rend the Ungodly [SG]
• Colonel Crapski [MR]
• Dingdong, Dingdong [WA]
• Don't Tread On My New Blue Boots [SM]
• Give Me That Music With Rocks in [SM]
• Good Gracious, Miss Polly [SM]
• He is Trampling the Unrighteous with Hooves of Hot Iron [SG]
• Hiho Song, The [MP]
• I Fear I'm Going Back to Ankh-Morpork RM
• I Wish I'd Never Kissed Her [MR]
• Johnny Has Gone For a Soldier [MR]
• May I Suck of Water Pure [TT]
• Nobody Knows(?) [H]
• Oh will you Come to the Mission [TT]
• Pathway to Paradise [SM]
• Plogviehze (roughly translated as: The Sun Has Risen! Lets Make War!) [MR]
• Red Rosy Hen, The [H]
• Sioni Bod Da [SM]
• Something's Gotten Into My Beard [SM]
• Sto Helit Lace [SM]
• Sweet Polly Oliver [MR]
• The Bonny Flowers [WFM]
• The Borogravian National Anthem [MR]
• The Devil Among the Lawyers [WFM]
• The Devil Shall Be My Sergeant [MR]
• The Girl I Left Behind Me [MR]
• The Pedlar's Song from the opera 'Lohenshaak' [M!M]
• The Way of the Infidel is a Nest of Thorns [SG]
• The World Turned Upside down [MR]
• There's a Great Deal of Shaking Happening [SM]
• We Shall Overcome RM

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